Spy was my favorite Paul Feig/Melissa McCarthy joint so far and was responsible for the transformation of Rose Byrne to Rose BURNNN. And who doesn’t love a joke about Beaches? What I really liked though was all the goofball stuff like the recurring jokes about “rats” in the command center or the scene where McCarthy…

That’s what’s up, fuckmother.

The kid was great (and had a natural chemistry with his cast and especially with Brie who continued to shine in this regard coming off of Short Term 12) in everything except the voice over narration which sounded as if it were being spoken by a lost boy in Neverland. The film would’ve been better without that weird…

Or a sword ;)

I’m guessing neither of those women of a certain age are particularly good shots with those things.

They brought up “unfinished business” this episode in reference to Liz not wanting to be a ghost but I’m pretty sure it was a hint that once the 10 Commandments are fulfilled, March will cease to be. His plotting of a post-10 Commandments future with John is just wishful thinking that even John and Sally see through,…

Robocop or gtfo. And not the remake..

I feel like when the book closes at the end it's sort of an a knowledgement that the whole thing was this imaginative girl's fantasy story. I mean, she's never waltzed a day in her life and no one in the room knew what the waltz was (as per Sharpe's announcement) but within moments she's dancing like a seasoned pro.

The last moment reveal of The Cobbler which, I swear to God, basically sets up a franchise is so deliriously stupid that it basically redeemed the awful awful movie that came before it.

that seemed like a really short-sighted feed on Ramona’s part. Like a girl in the desert who drinks all the water on day one. Why not make a deal with Will or put him in that cage and drink him gradually. It’s like she knew she was going to escape because the plot demands it.

Nacho is at odds with its Nick Jr. fart-edit appeal but it is nonetheless hilarious and chock full of memorable offbeat gags like Esquelito with the corn, the tunnel the daughter uses to chase him upstairs, the kid asking for salad, the toast under the door, Ramses' assisted-affirmations, the old guy who wasn’t dead,…

There was a PERFECT setup with Pete’s closet, where it could’ve opened on its own to show the Red Devil costume hanging in there in soft focus just as his moralizing starts to work on Grace, as a visual reminder to her about the deaths he caused. Then she just as she’s about to make her big dramatic exit, the costume…

I hated it so much and I feel like we were the ones being punished not the Chanels. So much exposition. So much Lea Michelle. Such a flat time skip to Hester as the killer. I thought, coming out of Dorkus, that they were setting it up so Hester accidentally fingered No. 5 because all she could see out of her eye was a…

Clearly the reviewer needed MORE repetition and not less because John remarks that Gamboa was guilty of another more “Ten Commandments” friendly sin when introducing the flashback. It was child porn that stoked the fires of his rage but it was false idol worshipping that made this a 10C kill. This was clearly all part…

Yeah, the title of the finale (part 1) seems like a spoiler too?

I, for one, want to hear Wes' "wait 'til you're ready for sex" playlist.

I wish Galavant had instead a blood feud with the Wayans’.

Was it the Rock Bottom? Was he about to go into his People's Elbow routine when the Wolf gave him a smackdown? I got distracted.

That would have been hilarious.

I’ve never felt so moved by a mannequin head spontaneously lighting on fire.