Yeah, Riverdale sometimes reminds me of fanfiction written by a non-American who can't be bothered to look up basic facts about American life. Like we're supposed to believe that a "small town" has not just two different high schools but two different school DISTRICTS? (And even if we accept that, wouldn't Jughead…

You're not the only one! I love them as friends but their "romantic" scenes seem totally forced to me. If the intent is for Jughead to be asexual after all, but just not out yet (possibly not realizing it himself yet), then I can buy that. But I don't buy that he's actually into her. (Or vice versa really.)

I'm talking about the one in the picture above, which doesn't seem to be hamburger-like. Somebody else on here mentioned a hamburger cake, which I don't actually remember but maybe it was in a flashback?

I'm so in love with that birthday cake and I'd really like to give kudos to the props department or whoever is responsible. It's like, of course Betty would bake Juggie a cake, using a mix with those weird colorful blobs in it, and it's, like, nice but not perfect. It's still a little lopsided but she put real effort…

No, the real plural is nemeses. I thought it was hilarious (and totally in character) that Cheryl would say "nemesi" and I'm very curious whether it will catch on among fans.