Or a female Adrien Brody. Or an American Elizabeth Debicki

Chopsticks for Thai food? What's that about?

I think Bonnie tacitly acknowledged the lie when she opined that nobody else would claim the plaque.

We're never given any idea what Lindsay actually likes, apart from banging randos, which makes hard to get an idea of how much Paul failed to indulge her.

It was his body and presumably his choice not to get stabbed.

Do his parents speak English to one another? Seems so weird

Ah, my mistake then

Did they ever say what age he moved to the US at? It seems utterly retarded to deny your child the gift of bilingualism and deliberately cut them off from their roots. Makes no economic or cultural sense.

Stephen Tobolowsky for me

"Manchester jersey" Nobody would ever say just that without specifying City or United. Do British actors not point this stuff out to the director when they're given unnatural dialogue?

Alex has never been anything but obnoxious. Like Lisa Simpson on asshole tablets. The only thing she has in her favour is being surrounded by the pair of gypwads Manny and Luke makes her almost bearable by comparison.

I just wondered if he would evolve into Vaporeon Shine at some point

The idea that Manny was born in Colombia to two Columbian parents yet doesn't speak a word of Spanish is such nonsense I can't even

Maybe it's hard for you to figure out what the subplot is about because you spend so much time and energy drawing these ridiculous parallels to Donald Trump that have absolutely no relevance to anything on the show?

I didn't get the joke. What was it exactly? I don't think I have the frames of reference necessary to full enjoy this show.

Forbrydelsen was excellent, what are you on about? Twin Peaks boring?

Just because you find black men threatening doesn't mean they are. The hearse driver was perfectly reasonable and Bodie's friend didn't do much.

Ah what a load of oul self important shite. The makers of TV shows are under some obligation to write stories that correspond exactly to your view of the world, are they? Would you cop on to yourself, for port's sake.

And it was actually hugely improved this season.

You won't find a better man for removing golf balls from blowholes