During the two hours of my life I wasted on this film, I kept thinking this is a cool car movie for people who think they're too hip for mainstream crap like the Fast & Furious. The thinking man's car movie? I think not.

Oh, gosh, it's audio (as part of multiple Comedy Bang! Bang! podcast episodes).
Here's a taste: http://vinaya-lara.tumblr.c…
From this episode (that's so great and deserves a full listen but currently it's only available on Stitcher Premium for subscribers): http://www.earwolf.com/epis…

Only if you add "WAS HERE" at the bottom.

If only there was some way of omitting things from your CV or portfolio…

Really fucking gross. Both the video and The A.V. Club promoting it.

I'm not racist, but these fucking mexicans, man…

American Circumcision

It was originally named Lady, but once it got raggety, they changed it.

You can't control the mutations once it's out there! How do you think we got the Kardashians in the first place?! Dangerous Nazi experiments!

We're doing parodies of parodies of Rick and Morty fans now?

If you don't get it, you don't get it.

I always suspected Isaac Asimov of being a closeted giantess fetishist.
I believe he mentioned he wrote some giantess stuff for a magazine back when he was a young starving artist, and there was just a little too much protesting about how silly it is.

So they eat the pig that was bred for meat?

For a place that's 90% travel, cats and food, you have a pretty personal definition of it.

Yeah, fucking finally. She lost all Community momentum, but maybe that's for the best, I'm sure she had to deal with countless attemps at typecasting.

Well, I didn't get it, so now I feel insulted that I didn't get it! And this is a belligerent reply to hide my shame!

You do you!

I'm just out here protesting the senseless killing of wild rabbits.

Sometimes they make a dozen cheap sequels for movies that barely gross $50 million. Start counting back from $1 billion…
Unless Vin Diesel or The Rock are discovered to be serial child rapists, your grandchildren will be watching F&F 42.

Yeah, sadly, we can't really get close to transphobic, racist, xenophobic, ableist Looney Toons anymore.