I once took a game home from the store and opened it to find a blank DVD with a home-printed version of the Little Big Planet disc art glued to it. Took it back and turns out that SKU had been bought then returned "unopened" a day later. The customer service people seemed legitimately impressed by the ruse.

That's a great comment, I'm making you an honorary Globetrotter. In fact, everybody in this comment thread is an honorary Globetrotter.

It took you 6 years to beat Diddy Kong Racing?

The correct answer was "Because we're smug jerks who live to frustrate your expectations."

"Needle exists as a thread between them"

If this is how they are updating the Joker's image, my guess is that Harley Quinn will look like a Hot Topic mannequin and Deadshot will look exactly like this:
https://media1.giphy.com/me…

There can be only one!

What do you mean "back then"? TNG takes place in the 24th century. It's a documentary from the future

No, not like Bubo. For the love of the old Gods and the New, not like Bubo.

Shireen Baratheon, first of her name, grey of scale.

Mic. Dropped.

I mean yeah it's messed up, but dude cut off his nip. That's kinda funny, not in a ha-ha way, but in like a heh way

Ken Cosgrove solves crimes in post-WW2 Los Angeles under an assumed identity. Other employees from SDCP are there as well, also under assumed identities. Pete even killed a guy!

"and finally comes Chelsea Handler with five percent, or roughly the same number of Americans who think Uganda Be Kidding Me is a joke and not the death rattle of Henny Youngman."

I can only hope that somewhere in that maze is a tiny frozen Jack Nicholson

Good, I didn't wanna see the chick version cause then I'd have to read the subtitles.

He suffers from a unique condition known as "Homer Simpson Syndrome" wherein his brain has a layer of protective fluid 1/8th inch thicker than normal.

Brown's biggest failing was to recruit Franklin, the sole black kid in town. He could have gone down in history for breaking the Peanuts league color-barrier.

Maybe Homer/Krusty, since they actually are the same face

IT STINKS!