Mia Farrow is a totally nuts woman who has accused every single one of her husbands of either sexual abuse, physical abuse, or both. She accused Sinatra of beating her up, but then recently revealed she was still sleeping with him even while married to Woody Allen. Also, for all the hate she has for Woody she holds…

I'm sure she believes something happened, her mother has been planting false memories in her head since she was 7 years old. Let's not forget Mia and her sister Prudence made dubious accusations of rape against the Maharishi Mahesh Yogi, famously causing a rift between the Beatles and the Indian guru. Even during…

Artificial sweetener still causes diabetes. But no keep on drinking your "healthy" sugar water, it's so super good for you.

Remember, for best results use SNAP to purchase the Diet Coke and sign up for the ACA plan to treat the diabetes. USA! USA! USA!

Wait a second…I know that monkey! His name is Donkey!

Nah, but he did win the Mexican non-union equivalent Supremo Directoro at the Premios Academia held in Tijuana.

I said shut your ugly face, Flanders!

Looks like everything's coming up Milhouse!

The only Poles who could read the writing on the wall (or indeed read, since the Nazi's made literacy among Poles illegal) were all machine gunned into open pits along with the first Polish Jews to be killed.

One thing this film does get right is the extent of Antisemitism among the Poles. You have to remember that the Germans were basically genetically engineering the Polish to be a pig race of menial servants. All education of Poles had to stop after kindergarten and all of the educated and intellectual Polish citizens…

Dearest Mary,

And if he's dead, sir?

Shouldn't you be out somewhere whoring it up while a portrait of you ages in a dusty attic?

WRONG. Tatyana is his ex-wife and she appears in Operation P.R.O.M. and A Very Venture Halloween. Although she has never spoken, presumably will be voice by a man just like every other female character. Alright I'll go back to my inhaler now.

*Satan beats St. Peter, gets tattoo of his battered face on his neck*

Don't worry, you'll get color computer monitors soon enough.

So how bout a redesign that is still suitable for people who view websites on an ancient, obsolete device called a "desktop". In case you're unfamiliar, a "desktop" or "computer" is a device that is stationary and comes with a device called a "monitor" which is essentially a TV screen specifically for these…

Hips and nips! Otherwise I'm not eating.

"Now tell Chief Unser exactly how Uncle Chuckie touched your inner cholo"

As soon as I heard her singing I flashed back to that comment and wondered if anyone was gonna pick up on that. Thankfully, the internet exists so I no longer need wonder.