Alta Vista doesn't run right on Windows 95. Netscape's much better.

That header photo must be from Trump's first day, because it's covered in a foot and a half pile of file folders and other shit.

I loved loved loved Three Foot Gum Sausage's first two records, but after the bass player left everything went downhill.

I'd probably watch this film.

I read somewhere that Trump's gilded, gaudy style is "a poor person's idea of what a rich person lives like", and that's exactly the sort of person who would buy Trump branded clothing. Someone who thinks that eating at Claim Jumper is fancy.

To quote every New Yorker cartoon ever:

Ecto Cooler was amazing.

This is really the only acceptable way to eat celery.

The funny thing is his hands don't look especially tiny most of the time, but the tiny hands thing is going to stick around for freakin' ever.