I think what they're going for is WhiJo doesn't really know how attractive he is? But I'm not sure. Every time he shows up I just spend his entire screentime trying to figure out what his character is besides "bro" because they're doing SOMETHING but it's really unclear!

The answer takes a little bit of the review to reveal itself— he didn't write it

I'm not sure— I'd assumed it was going to be bad so it wasn't on my radar. I'm certainly a little curious given that I know it was such a big deal, but it won't be a must watch. I see what you're saying.

I would love if there was one crazy horror sequence that tied back to AHS randomly for 12 or so minutes in episode 6 or 7 and then nobody ever mentioned it again. Also, the vampire measles is my favorite sequence that show has ever done.

*raises hand* I'm under 25. Literally all I know about it is it hinged on a glove not fitting and he published a book with a hysterically incriminating title. I don't even really understand how a murder trial could be such a phenomenon, even if it was about a football player. So I guess I'm the right demographic?

something high heels whatever

This "DAE it's the same movie" thing is driving me up the wall. Like. What. Do. You. Fucking. Want. I'm glad I'm just a casual star wars fan because it seems like being a superfan means hating star wars

Coincidentally, I actually played both with friends a couple months ago, Star Wars for the first time, aladdin for the second (at 24 I was just a little too young for the SNES— although I did get a lot of SNES games repackaged as "gameboy advance" games… I digress) Aladdin was hard as shit but we got addicted and…

I was in a circuit city once when there was a really big thunderstorm outside. It blew the automatic doors open. That's my circuit city story.

I hate them already! Lazy scum! Totally unlike MY generation, the millennials. And shallow too! No appreciation of the older, more refined memes.

It's official, Fox's development process is just taking random concepts and shouting "IT'S ALSO A PROCEDURAL!"

Every other album is a "deep" "introspective" album so we have that to look forward to, fellow "I hate that I still listen to this person but she was part of my introduction to music"-er

The cover doesn't have nearly enough yeah-ey-yeah's to be a real Avril Lavigne song

The passage of time maybe? It's the oldest of most modern sci-fi shows that had mediocre-bad endings

There's a lot of reasons to be annoyed at a modern-day NYPD Nancy Drew show, and none of them have to do with her skin color.

If this gets another season and one of the episodes ISN'T a fringe crossover, we're just wasting all of our time

Super sleek for 2001 is significantly more dated than dark and mysterious for 1993

Ok well they're just making the titles nonsense on purpose now

"virtually" isn't quite right. He was involved with the story through the whole first season and laid a lot of the groundwork. He left after season 1 to make Mission Impossible 3

When I have downtime, I'm actually working on a "fan-edit" (fan being too strong of a word) where it's a 44 minute fx pilot, moving a lot of the scenes around and cutting the atonal stuff. There's nothing much I can do about doom but, oh well