I was surprised when I watched it how actually ok it was. I mean, it's not a good movie but I was expecting much, much worse due to the reputation. Have you read any of the stuff about the behind the scenes problems with the movie? It sounds like one of the biggest messes of all time. Allegedly Fox cut all the action…

"I honestly just wanted to take a role where I wasn't playing a sexy pregnant mind controlled homewrecker" — Kylie Bunbury, probably

He did a pretty good job in the role… from what I could tell… with the roughly 8 minutes he appeared as The Human Torch…

A script in the first place would already be a step ahead

Mohinder Narration: Everything has a purpose
*42 minutes of meaningless bullshit*
Mohinder Narration: Ah yes. So spiritual.
TO BE CONTINUED

save the cheerleader. "She's busy with Nashville!" Shit. Ok. Save the cheerleader's children, save the world.

There's probably already 16 thinkpieces about this.

something verinicar masr

stop watching dumb shit I can make fun of instead of quality television. 4 episodes into Zoo I have already failed.

Is this an internet exaggeration thing because I don't remember it being poorly written. Unoriginal, sure, but not, like, attrocious bullshit like a lot of these comments are saying it was

There's something inspired about casting a NIckelodeon star as Janet. It's not going to work, but inspired nontheless.

"fallout boy" well, you can definitely tell which the av club cares about more, pop music or the Simpsons

Ascending.

Ugh I didn't realize that was a real product

It's chanel, final answer. She's only got character development the last 2 episodes, the main characters killed are the weird new pledges and people who aren't Chad, and she faced off with one and only got shot in the shoulder. The ONLY reason I doubt this is cause they pulled the same twist with the same actress in…

What did you expect the line to be? "They're all true, except for the bits of cannon fans don't like"?

I liked the first one wholeheartedly. The second had good energy but a terrible plot.

What is it with saliva testicles?

I'm currently, for fun, doing a (much shorter) recut of this year's fantastic 4 movie, to see if I can make it into a not terrible narrative. As soon as I started watching this episode I was like "I CAN USE SO MUCH OF THIS!"

*Fox furiously scrambles to cut bear-rape scene*