Haha! Exactly! And Mrs. Claus isn't my step-sister!

The bad guys in the Civil War?

Don't be ridiculous.

Listen, sometimes you have to cut some corners if every boy and girl in the world are going to get their presents all in one night. But the elves grossly exaggerate things.

I bet you hate me too, don't you? :-(

…what the fuck?

I love you.

Well, maybe you'll get one. If you've been a good little girl, that is!

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That's definitely not the right Scooby Doo, shit-head.

Well, now. You're quite the naughty girl, aren't you?

Twas the night before destruction, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The missiles were armed in the silo with care,
In hopes that our enemy would be drawing near.

Jingle All the Way!

Ho ho ho!