"’80s-era hopes and fears about computers"? It was not that long ago that Stephen Hawking was worrying about the dangers of artificial intelligence.

THIS! IS! ATLANTIS!

I remember when I had ONE pair of JNCO jeans and some kid called me out for trying to steal his style. I think this was last week

I think I'll be okay if Mulaney doesn't take the Update desk.

What's a podcast? I'm so out of the loop.

Six months. The amount of time it takes to turn someone into a non-liar.

Taco Bell. Eat Something.

I guess gender equality is a zero sum game. (does that even makes sense?)

I wonder how many people like this comment.

On the plus side, now DisneyLand has way fewer autistic children.

Is that wankfest movie available on DVD?

It's irresponsible.

IT Crowd anyone?

Of course pot makes you dumb. Nobody takes pot thinking it will help them ace their algebra final.

I like how Slurms stays behind to party, even though he could have just left his boombox.

I believe the human body grows new ones.

If I were the interviewer I wouldn't last 5 minutes without cracking up.

I don't know what happened.

I use the button that skips forward 15 seconds

Thank god it's over. That was the worst. Without PSN all I had to keep me company was my 100+ steam games.