Also, it's a free country and all that (so far, we'll see if Trump gets elected) but when you close your argument with insults, it kind of takes all of the oomph of your argument away. You can probably do better.

So, we shouldn't have gone to war against Germany?

I love home photos. I bet the rest of your place is amazing as well.

Robert Byrd. He's the guy in the picture. Do try and pay attention.

(pssst - you are proving his point that the German people were complicit in Hitler's atrocities. Don't tell that Jimmy D guy - he's a stickler for details like that)

I WIN!!!!

Nope, not childish.

Not childish.

I can imagine you telling the folks in the trailer park how good at it you are, and how superior it makes you to us darn elitist college-educated smarties.

Which one of those words was too big?

Not true! I won a pie baking contest in high school. What have you ever done?

You would make a ton of money writing white supremacist fantasy romance novels. Have you ever thought about that?

You are good at name calling, I guess? That's something.

I smell fear. Worried about next week?

Your brain is moot will be the title of my next experimental jazz album. Dedicated to you. All the best, JD.

Sigh. So she didn't call you back again? You'll meet someone some day.

TL;DR

I'm thinking you might need a hobby?

You may cry on my shoulder during Trump's concession speech on Tuesday. I will mop up those sweet, sweet wingnut tears.

This doesn't make any sense. You're seeming less and less like a mystical groove conservative to me and more like a silly doofus conservative.