This episode was cringeworthily bad. Forget about Peak TV, this is Valley TV. David Lynch is testing the limits of how low he can go, and right now he is winning the limbo contest for making bad TV masquerading as art. Every scene was a cringe fest of bad dialog and intentionally stilted acting. For what? He's…

The only question is if whether that silly putty nose picks up images when you press it on a comic book or newspaper. My guess is that it does.

It's a silly putty nose, that's what.

It's like he stuck a wad of silly putty on his nose as a kid and it never came off. I love how he says that he is not being paid to review products, even as companies send him expensive products like electric skateboards to use and keep. He's even on a first name basis with the UPS guy so yeah, he likes getting free…

It looks like Jamie's plans for happiness with Cersei are out the window.

Tyrion: Not dead yet, but left behind to fend for himself in Mereen after Dany finds out about his risky deal with the slaveowners and sees how badly outmaneuvered he was. Plus, Theon and Yara are sailing for Mereen to team up with Dany, and Theon wants nothing to do with Tyrion or the Lannsiters. Tyrion was…

Remember when everyone was studying Jon Snow's bloodstain on the ground for a clue about what it meant? It turns out it only meant he had lost a lot of blood. So far his resurrection has gone unnoticed by almost everyone, which should give you a whole new level appreciation for what Jesus was able to pull off.

Also dead: The idea that the giant bloodstain that Jon Snow's body left in the snow meant anything at all, it was just a giant bloodstain, or that his resurrection would change him one iota. Other than cracking a few jokes it hasn't changed him at all.

It would be beyond ludicrous to ignore Mereen for an entire episode while it was still burning. Theon and Yara are sailing to Mereen and will come to the rescue in Episode 9, so that in Episode 10 they can form the alliance with Dany that will lead them all to join up with Jon and Sansa and Bran in Season 7. Also, on…

Here's the plotline for the Vinyl finale: "Zak constructs a dangerous plan to bring down Richie; Kip's excesses threaten an important Nasty Bits gig."

This is the most entertainment that Vinyl has produced all season. To sum up, here are just some of the best one-liners from this sad and sordid episode.

TD2 In One Sentence: "These contracts..There's signatures all over them!"

That's Vinyl in a nutshell: Based On A True Story That Actually Never Happened.

I have almost given up on Vinyl too, but the spectacle of this epic disaster is too spectacular to turn away from now. Also Ritchie has three deaths on his hands—Buck Rogers in the pilot, then in "Cyclone" he kills both his best friend Ernst, and also Devon's unborn baby. Remember that right before the car crash,…