Also, if the AVClub is going to write up a news story every time Quentin Tarantino expresses a crazy out-of-left-field opinion about a movie, they'll need to hire a few more writers so they can work in shifts.

I'm trying to imagine a scenario where the showrunners sit around a table and agree that what the show could use is a really annoying, tone-deaf character.

I'm not surprised she did. A massive Type-A ego is a prerequisite for being on reality TV. If they cast people like us, the shows would be pretty fucking boring.

What do you mean?

I know, it's baffling. In no universe should Agents of Shield get anything higher than a C.

Just you wait til Fred Durst dies.

Morgan admitting to Kumail Nanjiani that he really didn't like Mulder makes so much sense in retrospect.

I'll be expecting big things when the Geto Boys appear on Ellen next month.

A lot of people on Springer are actors, I've actually met a couple of them, others are just there for the money or simply the honour of being on television.

Like not in any way shape or form?

Too late, already busy figuring out how it ties into The Force Awakens.

The Mystery Box is strong with this one.

Only seen the original Godzilla (which is great top to bottom) and Giant Monsters All Out Attack, but I have a feeling you're onto something.

For me the issue with Freddy vs. Jason is the human contingent. Whereas cannon fodder is generally par for the course in a slasher film, here the majority of the scenes featuring the human cast feel like unnecessary intrusions while you're waiting for the main attraction.

Just hear about David Bowie, did you?

If we're simply counting who has the highest the number of movies which we've *loved* I'm quite surprised to find that my answer is Danny Boyle.

Your bad grammar fools no one, Pizzolatto!

Did he also mumble "ohandweshouldhaveinvolvedcaryfukunaga…" under his breath as his walked away?

Yeah we never did find out if they managed to turn the lights in the restaurant back on.

DAMN YOU, BLOSSOM!