Brown people do get skin cancer. But use sunscreen to slow down wrinkling and age spots.

Like guys writing their name in the snow? That's why spacesuits have a zipper in the front?

"Well, at least we'll all have high schools named after us."

I smell mendacity!

I would pay $12 to see Sodherberg's remake of the 1950s classic The Bad Seed.

Good to know. My local ShopRite has 2 full aisles for Passover. I'm gonna stock up on the good Coke.

Putin appoved.
The last Polizter winner was so excited, he died…from winning!

Our next contestant in the 2017 Spokesfool Olympics is Sean Spicer representing Trumpistan. Let's watch as he attempts a double-twisting, quadruple backflip Baghdad Bob.
Ooh! He landed it with his head firmly up his ass! The Russian judge gives him a 9.9.

Sorta weird because the Arm & Hammer brand goes back to the 1860s, well before Armand Hammer was born.
But an interesting company, I did some work with them a few years ago.

No. He was named after his grandfather Armand Hammer, the founder of Occidental Petroleum. No relation to Arm & Hammer brand name, which is owned by Church & Dwight.

He's probably worried Trump actually wrote the check, cause you know that would bounce, then your checks start bouncing cause TrumpBux are not real currency…now you know why no one showed up for your inauguration!

But only certain privileged people are invited into the cult. I think it's a clever way of keeping the elites working for the alien overlords, creating a buffer (green zone) from the masses.

At Winkie Dinkie Dogs! We got Hoe Cakes.

He's a handyman. They picked him up at Home Depot on the way to Cape Canaveral.

Agree on your reference to that TV show. I think some tighter editing would have made it work better for me.

Haha. I love the anachronism - movie takes place in 2032, but Dahmer was murdered in prison a few years after that movie came out.

And don't you think the Saviors would hear something that sounds like a WWII battle in the middle of the woods? Especially since NO ONE is supposed to have any guns!
It's not like they're going to think the Alexandrians must be celebrating July 4th early this year.

Yeah, could be a threepeat. She was great on Southland and The Leftovers, too.

Right. When did they start hooking up? Before the zombie apocalypse or after they abandoned Rick in the hospital?

At least she doesn't have blood coming out of her…everywhere!
Trump approves.