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6/15/16

I took my Mom to see Civil War, telling her it had badass Black Widow kicking butt.
She said it starred Chris Evans' biceps and gave it 2 thumbs up.

6/14/16

Lol. I need new glasses!

6/14/16

Bambino.

6/12/16

There's some research showing transfusions of young blood turning old mice young again.
I suggest keeping him around for your own fountain of youth. Cheaper than cosmetic surgery, hair weaves, botox..

6/12/16

Shut your mouth! Nothing about Trump is small, he's YUGE!

6/11/16

Sorta like "we're from the IRS, we're here to help you".

6/10/16

And if you're an adult, you wear Depends so you can pee anywhere, anytime.

6/9/16

The county jail is about 10 miles away. I think alot of those guys are unattached.

6/9/16

The only people who look up to Hef are 90 yo guys in nursing homes wearing Depends.

6/9/16

Like Chucky.

6/9/16

I used to try to make a legible signature, but it always ended up looking like I had a stroke or something.
Now I just do a large scrawl and hit the green button.

6/9/16

More Parker Posey!

6/9/16

Anna Faris is too old for Hef. Sorry.

6/9/16

That's why we must elect an orange slurpee with YUGE hands, because we know how secure he is about his masculinity?

6/8/16

Ditto on In Plain Sight. Nice to have a cop family show anchored by a woman.

6/7/16

I'm not a lesbian…but, I'll be in my bunk.

6/6/16

Works for me, especially if we get a gratuitous pole dance scene.

6/6/16

Money likes to hang out with Cash, Bank and Moolah.

6/6/16

#1 at the Box Office and wins all the Oscars! Well done, Pope Francis.

6/4/16

I don't think Black people will stay home. The GOP has tried so hard to disenfranchise minority voters that many people are ready to put these corrupt cretins out of office as fast as possible.