Or Night of the Triffids.

Maximum Bayhem! 'Splosions! Lens flare! Boobs!

But it's for men! Worth the extra $ for your own manly packaging. Can openers are for pussies- you tear open a can of Manwich with your teeth.

Well done!

I figure it's some kind of extortion deal. Pathetic losers who sign up to support end up getting an email from some eastern European hackers demanding ca$h or they'll expose you to the world (wife, employer, Senate investigation…)

Excellent way to commit suicide!
If you're an adult riding the bus sucking a pacifier, you are basically one step away from ending it all anyway.

I might need to start doing drugs to erase this insane product from my mind.

MTV Unplugged

And everyone sleeps with co-workers, suspects, judges, police k9…

I was pissed when I got my flu shot and they gave me a plain old BandAid! No superheroes, no SpongeBob…what a disappointment.

But it's The Mummy and they have a product placement deal with BandAids.

Leeloo Dallas Multipass

He was very good in Be Cool.

Golden Books!

And Tilda Swinton.

Celia was his family's housekeeper. I'd assume he was sent away to boarding school given his family's status.

Well, we know these shows are cheap to produce. They all use the same set, the BTS stuff is already in the can, and Hardwick just needs to change shirts and he's good to go.

Alicia was watching reruns on TV and Nick was looking for a snack.
What Madison and Travis were doing for the rest of the day is anyone's guess. They just trusted Strand's word that it was a safe place.

We knew Thomas didn't make his money in any sort of legal business. He didn't report Strand for stealing from him when they first met, but had some menacing henchmen around for funsies?

Chris is having a major mental breakdown. He's grieving the loss of his mother - remember he and Travis weren't on good terms before the ZA.
Now his only family left in the world is more aligned with Madison and her kids.
He keeps screwing up because in the pre-ZA world his character would be getting therapy and not…