It's Glenn.

I'll probably check this out. Tina Fey is a permanent resident in my wheelhouse. Although I will publicly say that "30 Rock" was meh. And if this movie does NOT have Judah Friedlander in it, it is exponentially better than ALL seasons of "30 Rock". (gently puts down mic) I'll just leave this right here. PS "Sisters"…

handcuffs Handcuffs HANDCUFFS HANDCUFFS!

handcuffs handcuffs handcuffs HANDCUFFS!

So the Breathassure guy was the one having a "failure to communicate" with P. Loquestro? Who knew? I remember watching those ads as a child and thinking, "How bad is his breath that gum or toothpaste doesn't work? What is he eating? Does that happen to all old people? I will never have chives again…" Now he can go to…

That's exactly the one I was thinking of. The 1st time I heard that song it scared the crap out of me because I wasn't expecting to hear anything. I have seen him perform 5 or 6 times and he never disappoints. Such a pretty little song. His voice contributes to my belief in God.

Okay I read the whole thread and now I'm not sure if I made this up. When Jon Stewart hosted, they came back from commercial and he said, "…and THAT'S why we should all be scientologists." And the celebs in the audience looked like they just wanted to be anywhere else. The Sound of Music joke from Seth McFarlane is…

That was one of my favorite moments ever. I thought he was hysterical.

And by "someone", you mean O.J. Simpson- right? Cause he did it. I think Cuba is doing a good job with a difficult part. But I wish they had gone with a physically bigger actor. O.J. Simpson was- at the time- a physically imposing, big man. To scale back loses the effect of how much bigger he was than Nicole. How…

Holy. Shit. That is epic.

I hear what you're saying. I know the acting is so pre-method bad that it shouldn't be scary. But I kind of even don't want to mess with it. Just leave it for other folks with better juju. My juju has no upper body strength. Instead I shall watch clips of Sr. Montalban dancing in old MGM musicals. And know that he is…

So HAWT!!!

I was a little too young for this show when it was popular. I remember sneaking glimpses at it every now and then and thinking it seemed really sinister and forboding. Question- Did Roarke ever treat his guests to the Ricardo Montalban gun show? Because if not- what a shameful waste of man candy. Did any of the ladies…

How is seeing all 3 living Bee Gees in their heyday embarrassing? Try seeing The Osmond Brothers well after THEIR heyday (Although it was still the 1970s) at The Kennedy Center in Washington, DC. Marie could not be bothered. Or maybe she wasn't allowed to perform with her grown-men brothers as they rocked the sh*t out…

I see your lips moving- but all I hear is, "Blah blah blah OSCAR ISAAC blah blah blah"….

NO. Wait- I'm sorry- you're not talking about that movie in which after like 2 hours of watching 2 of the greatest television characters in history mope around aimlessly only to find out a man's head has been sewn onto a dog's body? Stopping one's Twizzler midair? (I believe my exact words were, "Goddammit.") THAT…

Rest easy - in both timelines the TV show will make you wish for the sweet release of death.

I always thought TheThinWhiteDook would make a great username. Now I fear the moment has passed.

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I hate this show so much. So much. I made it through 3 episodes before I was convinced I would get scabies if I watched one minute more. Never looked back.