Jimmy and Chuck reminiscing about the nightlight Jimmy had as a little boy was so sweet - right before Chuck went dead behind the eyes mid-conversation and promised to make him pay. This show cranks dysfunctional sibling relationships up to eleven while also keeping them realistic. And it does so well. I'm so happy…

Oh, boo-hoo little rich girl. Ms. King's tweet was GLORIOUS.

Quick question WHERE IS MAX GREENFIELD'S EMMY.

This is a tangent but on the opposite side of the spectrum I have a cousin named Harrison Ford. You can imagine the kind of pressure this has put him under.

Yeah, I always read Dennis as being fully aware of Mac's big, obsessive crush on him and loving it because he's so conceited and narcissistic, and this episode and his unwillingness to play along with it seemed mean-spirited and kind of out of character.

Okay, but will it beat the "Ronald McDonald" reveal on It's Always Sunny?

"Listen lady - a gender I write very well when the situation calls for it."

I cackled unbelievably hard at Mac's "Oh no! My lover! I have to find a new gimp!"

I did laugh at newly-out Mac's "THIS IS NOT SEXY."

"I imagine the Alliance will frown upon this."

"…Are you going to hurt women?"
"JUST DROP IT."

I just realized how Charlie squirms away every single time Uncle Jack gets near him, up to the current season. Def the Night Man. Poor kid.

"We actually almost never have women in here - but we're not being judged on that!"

The recent one where he was trying to be a stripper and had a weird shrieking freakout about "Librarians-I mean old ladies."…boy's got some traumaaaaa…

Does that make him the messiah? Whose to say.

The scene where Dennis doesn't want to let go of his baby was so strangely effecting it almost seemed like it belonged on another show. Goddamn this fabulous sitcom for making me feel big feelings.

I found the Dennis-Abby exploits strangely very sweet - in some universe he's a horrifying single father.

*Shirley Bennett voice* That sounds very appealing to filmmakers

He's so fabulous.

I did laugh really hard at Mac and Cricket's exchange -
"You gay for pay or for free?"
"Uh, free, I guess."
"Chump."