Walk of Shame, sweet sister. YOU take off that costume!

Werevampwolfe-Con used to be about the fans, man. Now it's just a media circus.

We have snacks?

Calm down. You're getting all sweet emotional.

Prune that winter bush and bust out the Speedo.

Is she an only child?

Disable your adblock on the AV Club. That is literally one mouse click.

For God's sake man, get a grip!

Link number 8 will blow your mind.

I'm curious to see where you're going with this, but…watch yourself counsellor.

Porkins.

Did you mean a parsec of dicks? A hectare is a unit of time.

What if its both? Woof.

It works a lot like magnets.

Let the pun thread die. Quit trying to spur people on.

…….ummmmmm……

Great. Then we'll see you at the poop thing around 7? Room 53.

Don't get me started on grizzly bears.

BUT HE DOESN'T KNOW THE TERRITORY!

Daffy Trump has pronoun trouble?