You'll find it in Balzac!

Why is Carrie Fisher wearing a paste on beard and dressed as Dr. Who?

If I point out that my favorite fictional magazine is Militant Japanese Breast Parade will someone be along to link to how that's a real thing? (thanks in advance)

So what did the guy answer?

And so's my wife!

I assumed the Trump level pettiness and dickery by all involved was the joke.

Chill. It's gonna be alright.

Showtime cancelled House of Cards. Don Cheadle is looking for a new steady gig.

I guess drop the attitude / be a mensch comes a little later in life.

Circumcision?

USA, Number One.

School kids should be fully trained and prepared to take on a grizzly bear in one on one unarmed combat. Guns are for pussys.

Thank goodness they've done away with that Breakfast / Dinner menu nonsense. Now you can get a heaping pile 24 hours a day!

Invisible Kid borrowed a Time Bubble from Brainiac 5 and travelled back from the 30th century.

Subtlety? In Trump's America? Wotta maroon.

That's because she has my dick in her mouth.

If the snatch trailer is closed there is always the wackenhut.

Dothraki hate the ocean.

Cor wasssit? Wherrssadancers? Gerroffastage tit!!!!

A little of this, a little of that, and a whole lot of the other thing.