Well, jerk, that's because Dave wasn't fucking HAL…
What's that…? Well what are you doing reading my fan-fiction anyway?!?!?

Not having seen it, I have to admit, I don't get the premise of this movie. It seems to be touched on in this review but it just seems like another movie that's based on the idea that women would be perfect if they could just be reduced to some fantasy ideal who would have no motivation other than coaxing some sad…

C'mon, look at the way I was dressed! I was totally asking for it! If I didn't want it, I shouldn't have been cock-teasing me all night!

Now I want this movie to star Aaron Paul as Gilligan and Bryan Cranston as the professor. (Wait! More word association: Bryan Cranston as the Brain and Aaron Paul as Pinky!)

You need to rewatch the video from that street fight. (In other words: He doesn't…)

Unfortunately, I think it's another unintended consequence from Claremont and the fact that his X-Men run became so hugely successful.
B.C., a superhero book regularly had a supporting cast. Most of those characters were NOT superheroes so the stars of the books had to spend some portion of their lives out of costume…

Book was better…

Stop calling me Jake Lloyd!