Okay, this is pedantic - but it wasn't exactly a fellatio joke. His mouth is a holster for Putin's cock - it's there all the damned time.

But it was Mountain Dew - I was just returning it to its source.

The gods did not make rocks for sitting on. They're meant to be broken up and thrown at infidels and loose women.

This comment is everything I hate about the Internet - "the fact that it's presumably illegal" "probably passed" "clearly morally wrong AND illegal."