I had no problem understanding the battle except for one thing…

I feel like I was locked away this year. I've never heard of half these films.

Whew.

No "The Amazing Spider Man"? Is it bad that I think that The Fantastic Four movie was better?

My gosh, Moonlighting sure did sink during those last two seasons.

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As soon as I opened this story and saw the photo I said, "Those guys are British." What was it about Brits and their dumpy outfits in that era?

Geesh - 45 minutes until the first person disappears? Even in screenwriting 101 they'd say that that has to happen 20-30 minutes in unless this thing is 3+ hours long.

Guys, this wasn't good in 1994 so it's no wonder it hasn't stood the test.

I hated Reality Bites so much that I launched Cashiers du Cinemart magazine just to rip on it.

Most grating use of "clever" subheads to try and ape coolness: This article.

Elizabeth Shue in The Saint. Keeps the nuclear formula in her bra.

I politely disagree. Spoilers are too easily thrown around as are major plot points and other surprises that make a viewing enjoyable.

Nepotism and Cronyism… that's the way the world works, son.

My favorite Columbo episodes are those based around wine: Any Port in the Storm and Murder Under Glass.

Back in 2008 I wrote a top 10 list of my favorite "full retard" performances — we end up in similar places: http://impossiblefunky.blog…

From the thumbnail I thought that was Fey and Poehler.

I wish I could say I was surprised by any of these.

$237 worth of pudding.

I seemed to remember his partner going away (because she was pregnant in real life) but being kidnapped so there was that big cliffhanger.