and there's a vomitorium out back!

I just discovered how to make brown rice in a slow cooker and it's amazing! (2 cups of rice, 3 cups of boiling water, 1 tbs of oil or butter, 1/2 tsp salt. Stir together and let cook for 2 hrs on high.)
You sound like a pro at the whole diet & exercise thing, I've just been working out off and on when I feel like I…

Yes!!! That was the first thing I thought of too!

It might be the lactic acid, which reminds me, now people are making a beer out of it.
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The conflict is still relevant, just no longer in muffin form. Cupcakes are a little played out. The next big thing in handheld desserts is macarons. Get on it, Arby's!

First, this is still funny ten years later. I don't care what the haters say. Second, this is still relevant when I go shoe shopping.
Also, Israeli-Palestinian conflict muffins are still somewhat relevant, although today it might be an ISIS themed cupcake. (See: Cunningham Muffins)

No way! Really? A war? I didn't know that word 'civil war' that I mentioned in my previous comment, I just thought it was a cool buzzword.

Wait, hold up. You're a civil war reenactor? I realize you don't need to be an expert in history to do that, but you do realize that the entire country depended on slave labor at the time, not just the south? There's equal blame to go around.
The most racist exchanges I've witnessed have been in NC (outer banks) and…

Schumer was probably inspired by Silverman. I haven't seen much of her standup recently but I know she kind of relies on shock value also.
Wow, but that was perfect timing with your crush. You couldn't appreciate the hilarity of it? The farting beauty.
I guess we still have a long way to go with equality, and fart…

Amy Schumer does some jokes that deal with, uh, feminine hygiene. She's using the shock value to get laughs, and probably a lot of guys don't laugh because they think it's gross, which makes it funnier to me. So I guess she's pandering to the women in the audience. To which I say, it's about time! Women like gross out…

A woman who wears pants is going against god's law, according to Deuteronomy. So yeah. And you can forget about your cotton-poly blends!

They're always blaming us godless liberals for natural disasters, this seems like what they want anyway. How about Alaska?

That's the first thing I thought of! If that happens these idiot politicians will have blood on their hands. I predict that no one will follow this law, nor will anyone be able to enforce it.

Now, see I think what trump was trying to say was, let's wait and see if baby Tiffany grows some breasts like my wife's. I'm a perfectly normal father who is concerned about my one year old developing a nice rack.
He is probably just concerned that she will breastfeed her babies one day.

And those stupid chin strap beards.

do you think your former friend is still a smash mouth fan?

Also check out Beach House in season three.

I've noticed that that happens a lot in this show when characters go on and on about themselves and everyone else is obviously tuned out. I love it.
I've binge watched the last 2 seasons and Charlie's dad's suicide confused me as well.

Me too to everything you just wrote. I kept thinking "the camera adds ten pounds!" I sincerely hope she doesn't have an eating disorder. This is coming from a person who sometimes forgets to eat.

The last few episodes in season four are pretty good too. I wanted to skip ahead too but stuck with it and I feel like there were plenty of episodes where nothing much happened.