But… It's a TV show. Is it supposed to be 100% realistic? Would you watch a show that happened according to your "realistic" timeline? How would they even do that? Flash forward to 8-10 years, actors in special effects makeup to look old spouting nuggets of wisdom? That would be totally lame, sorry. And also, sorry,…

Well. In that case, I'm more concerned about the FBI investigation uncovering enough corruption to convict her of something and then trump or Cruz win the election.

Seriously. What is the state of Alex McCown's frontal lobe? Can he perceive sarcasm?

Is anyone else concerned about the Men's Rights Activists backlash when Hillary becomes president?

At the church my mom goes to they sing "Happy" by pharell all the time, and on Christmas they sing "Happy birthday" to Jesus. i think on Easter it's "celebrate (good times)." So this is not far off.

But she's had people attacking her… With the Benghazi hearings, the email server stuff, and somehow it hasn't brought her down as much as the right-wing would like.

He tried to repatriate to Germany but the government wouldn't let him, said his timing was suspicious since he left when he was too young to enlist and came back when he was just slightly too old. They sent him back to the US, he spawned, yada yada … Now we have to deal with that orange menace and his stupid asshole…

Yeah, you're probably right. It's just a fancy soap opera.

There used to be a hilarious Tumblr account where people submitted Breaking Bad comics, and they always made fun of your exact point. I wish they had not deleted all the early posts. Now it's just a faint memory. :'(

Downton Abbey. Two senseless deaths in a row. It was too much.

Yeah, but the first episode is practically the first chapter of the book word for word. So….?

Yes! Why aren't there more breakdancing movies represented here!!

I remember the moment I realized he was going to be the next president, I was excited, hopeful, and then had this feeling of doom. The racists are going to try to assassinate him, I thought. In my head it was a few nut jobs on the fringes that would ruin it for the majority of us who voted for him. What I didn't…

One thing you don't want Google to track is your traffic to poop photo sites. A fun trick might be to tell a group of people, "whatever you do, you do not want to Google image search for 'Halloween Whopper green poop!'" People can't resist shit like that. (Also, i've never been so conscious of typing the word "do" and…

I thought he or she just made them up.

Probably classier and a better deal. The Paris one is a total ripoff. It is nothing like those Toulouse latrec paintings. We sat across from total strangers and the one guy kept saying WOW, like he'd never seen boobs before.
They also had miniature ponies and the dancers were dressed like jockeys. So that scene in…

Anyone ever been to moulin rouge? I'm pretty sure it's 100% inspired by showgirls. Actually may be worse. Who wants to see topless clowns?

It's great! What's the statute of limitations on parody songs? Is this one too old?

My favorite so far:

Heather Williams Rainbows belong to God, not queer folks.