I think King has said there's a good 300-400 page novel buried in there somewhere.

You would choo-choo choose that?

Tries to board a plane brandishing guns
{RECORD SCRATCH}

Also on the nose:COCAINE

NOT WITH THAT ATTITUDE!

And it's good for the gun!

Should've…sent…a poet

Like that episode from the final season of The Next Generation?

But we…we're not ready for it.

Yes. The ending is pretty good but takes fucking forever to get there.

Or maybe he's back on the coke!

From the novels by Stephen King: discover the power of a child's imagination…

One day this thing between you will come up in the wrong place…and you're dead.

The Tommyknockers was waaaaaay too bloated.

Lol wtf

Which one is Frank Gorshin?

"Heh…movie references."

Yeah, fuck Jake, tell the Fatman's tale

Stringer, when the Idris fell.

"Would it make you feel better if they was pushed outta windows?"