The Walking Meathead

Yes, who's he gotta blow-fish?

Hopefully, this film will lead to a tsunami of anti superhero movie backlash .

SHE IS LIKE WHORE TO YOU?

Would you ask Tom Petty if he's eerily prescient?

New Jersey? Isn't that whole region kind of "iffy"?

Who's playing the Wampa?

It turns out you only imagined it existed.

"This time…the stakeouts have never been higher."

He can't come into work today, he has a very bad migraine.

Also, when are you going to lead us to where the body of Eazy E is located?

Love that podcast.

AND Coy and Vance Duke.

That's why his Rambo films are filled with rich irony!

He can't hear you, he's busy throwing orphans into a leaf shredder.

DON'T. EVEN.

Or having the "lisp of longevity".

He was pissed they weren't killing enough babies. That guy is just mean.

There always seems to be an uptick in "big" deaths around the holidays. And at least one plane crash somewhere.

Oil get you for that!