Fun fact: they mixed some of Sting's blood into the ink for this issue!

He's one of the good ones.

Heh! More like Blue Cross/Blue Shield AMIRITE???

Like "Will the person standing next to the main character be killed?"

Unless you really want to get ahead in skating.

Also, finish your vegetables.

That'll teach Jean-Luc a lesson!

Wesson some pretty bad puns over the years but that's one of the worst!

"What do you mean Bronson Pinchot approaching? OPEN FIRE!!!!"

Me too but I'd like to see if I could get at least one act of cannibalism in before I'm taken down.

A Han dynasty, if you will.

I'm so in love with Elisabeth Moss.

But who's counting?

Premature ejaculation isn't a super power.

Most of the ones I remember end with the cat chasing Pepe. It seemed to send the message that if you stick to your bad behavior long enough, you will have to fight the ladies off.

It's not so bad if the person has any actual talent and makes entertaining art/pop culture, But if they are just going to make shit it makes them look like a massive asshole.

I finally had to break down and create this Disqus account.

But at the end he always won over the girl.

Team Tweety up with the Tasmanian Devil to catch the key redneck women demographic!

I did think the character in 10 Cloverfield Lane was a bit of a Mary Sue. I loved the movie but she was just the most fucking resourceful person who ever lived.