I have a deep and possibly irrational love for The Russia House, with Sean Connery and Michele Pfeiffer. One of my favorite movies ever, and I have never met anyone who comes close to liking it as much as I do.

I C C-3PO P.

Replace the period with an exclamation point and you've got yourself a spot on the DVD cover.

Is that what we're calling it now?

So you're trying to tell me the one where a lady wants to be pooped on wasnt done by a woman.

The early 20th century writer?

HIS relationship with his mother.

I didn't think I'd seen that movie until reading your comment. Must've caught that part on tv or something…I still chuckle at the thought of that moment when Begley takes a dart or something and kinda woo-wooos with it.

You rented Faces of Death movies? That doesn't sound like the Larry Kidkill I know.

And who knows, you might meet someone in your hotel who looks like Scarlet Johansen.

This all reminds me of a great photo caption of Jagger, 15 years or so ago: You're comin' around WHEN with some Puerto Rican girls just dyin' to meet me?

Actually, he was bitterly criticized by conservatives for exactly that when he started talking to Gorbachev about nuclear disarmament in his second term. Not just hypothetical. (Imagine how heads would've exploded if everyone had known at the time that Reagan even floated the idea of both sides destroying their…

What Clooney's done since indicate that he doesn't have strengths to play to otherwise. More like this, please.

Never seen it? See it. Terrific movie. Weird how Clooney hasn't come close to touching it since.

You had me at Suzanne Pleshette.

And if you don't like this Jobs movie, there'll always be another one along in a couple months.

I misread that as a "gay clinch" and frankly, the mental image isn't as fun now that I've reread it.

If you've got a premise like chipmunks fucking, you run with it.

Awwww.

Yes. And let this be a reminder to add The Friends of Eddie Coyle to the great stuff he was in.