I just say Miss Jackson. I'm nasty.

Ice Harvest, I think. Though I do like the idea of you blurting out "I love John Cusack" for no reason during the Ice Storm trailer. 😉

Go away. Beethoven.

Ha! Autocorrect changed "actually" to "cruelly" on me. But I like it, I'm keeping it.

That's interesting. I saw the trailer and saw something that looked kinda garden-variety bad, more forgettable than abominable, and came away suspecting that people's "reaction" to the movie is sort of an echo-chamber effect of reviews and Internet comments, and that about 10 percent of the people offended by its…

We really need to get you a TV.

Schreiber? Barely knew her!

I don't know if you're being ironic, but either way, where our culture is at in the early 21st century is pretty well summed up by the sentences "He was injured in doing down and dirty superheroing. It added a touch of realism if anything."

You're being silly. It's common knowledge that if someone has a broken back, you can get it healed a lot quicker by having someone punch it really hard.

Sounds like my wedding night.

I talked to your landlady. She said there's no extra charge for having your heart in your throat.

So that explains why there was no mention of her going on to throw a no-hitter while on LSD.

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America.

Music and Lyrics (Drew & Hugh) is amazingly underrated. (Better than Never Been Kissed.) And I can understand the grim commercial fate of Ghost Town, but I can't quite forgive it.

40 year old virgin myself
—AV Club

I don't disagree about these other C movies' relative worth vis. The Cutting Edge. And yet…why is it I love that movie despite the knowledge that there isn't a single original moment or distinctive line in it? The time in my life when I saw it? I'm a sucker for whatever it is about Moira Kelly? Maybe there's some sort…

Yes, but come on. Harold and Maude is eternally overrated, and look, I like High Fidelity as much as the next gen-x pop culture overthinker…but His Girl Friday is one of the five or ten best movies ever made.

If you want to make Steven Soderbergh laugh, tell him about his plans.

(Shrug)