Your definition of "gold" is not that of the rest of us. Return to school immediately.

Not so much dealing with teenagers as you are behaving like one.
There's nothing about any of your posts that indicates you've reached anything remotely considered to be adulthood.

"Vikings Season 5" is bringing back star Travis Fimmel as Ragnar
Lothbrok. While "Vikings Season 4" Part 2 will get hairy for Ragnar
Lothbrok, the Kattegat King will be back to guide sons Ivar (Alex Hogh
Anderson), Bjorn (Alexander Ludwig), Ubbe (Jordan Patrick Smith), Sigurd
(David Lindström) and Hvitserk (Marco…

"The series is scheduled to premiere on February 5, 2017, serving as the lead-out program for Super Bowl LI, and will later move to its regular time slot of Mondays at 8:00 p.m."
(Wikipedia)