It sure isn't a 57' Lincoln, that's for sure!

"Life? Don't talk to me about life…"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA! ANYTHING that pisses off Lumpy the LIAR is well worth it! Go get him, Onion!!

"Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the Western Spiral Arm of the Galaxy lay a small, unregarded yellow Sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly 93 Million miles was an utterly insignificant little Blue-Green Planet. And then the Murders began!"