I too need exercise after eating too many wontons.

“I come before you today with an indie game! Perhaps the greatest indie game of all... nah, this indie game isn’t for you. It’s more of an itch.io kinda indie game!”

Who says they can’t write well? That’s some AAA trolling right there.

Been hearing about this show for years but didn’t actually know what it was about, so I just looked it up.

I can't even imagine how long the video would need to be to cover Snake Eater all the way through Guns Of The Patriots. That's actually my go-to insomnia cure; I try to summarize the plot of the entire series, and I'm out before I even make it to Solid Snake.

Doctor Han finally wins!

Jesus 7 seasons?  I swear it doesn’t feel like Bates Motel ended all that long ago.

Not further pursuing her acting career and doing something lile skincare business while being harassed due to her relation to Spider-Man is a very MJ- esque fate.

What’s important here is that he was clearly sincere about it.

What’s a Ziwe?

I’ve got a fever, and the only cure is more Zendaya.

My pearls!

Countercounterpoint. Yes.

Looks lovely. Bonus points for soundtracking it with a rarity from S-tier Floridian Tom Petty. 

You see, Japanese kaiju rampage through a city line this . . . “SKREEK SKRONK SMASH!” But American kaiju, they rampage through a city like this . . . “SKROAR SKRAGE CRUSH!” Am I right!? This guy knows what I’m talking about!

Oh man, this is just like that one time they switched Family Guy’s time slot.

Absolutely disgusting to see the almost 75 year old Glen Powell hooking up with an 18 year old Sydney Sweeney.

This article goes on and on and never really details what the sponsorship issue actually is. Oh, they filmed here, then there was a strike, which is over, none of which is relevant to the story.

I can’t be the only one who hears “Venture” and digging and thinks

Maybe Terrence Howard is available.