Roll Fizzlebeef!!!

I refuse to believe that there’s a human being actually named Chord Overstreet. Sounds like a self-insert character from an anime based on American showtunes of the ‘50s.

Tarantino should probably get therapy, but I don’t know if he’d want to foot the bill.

Also:

“Wow.

Such speedrun.

Much buttonmash.

So fast.

Wow.”

If it’s taking 5 minutes to load Starfield, you need to check where it’s installed. That sounds like you’ve got it on an external USB drive. Either that, or something else is throttling your performance.

On my Series X, it takes less than a minute to start the game from the main Xbox screen (not Quick Resume), select…

So the going exchange rate is three AV Club articles for one Variety article?

As I posted on Gizmodo, there’s no actor who’s more deserving of their second act.

He should be in everything, everywhere, simultaneously.

I fully support the new trend of if a multiverse is involved, you have to cast Ke Huy Quan

Once again overwatch is watering down gameplay. This change can be boiled down to automating player choice to lower the skill ceiling while pushing the skill floor so you can touch both without moving.

If you don’t like F-Zero, then you will not like F-Zero 99, and it really sounds like you don’t like F-Zero.

Other title considered: A Few Good Old Men.

wow this is thrilling, please post more stories about song titles

I honestly never understood how he got famous. He’s always been an unfunny jackass, now he is an unfunny jackass that is always lecturing people.

He needs to make these situations real so that he’s not caught in a lie. It’s the only way.

“shrug your tail”?

“I hope you’re never in the fucking position I’m in.”

That position being, refusing to protect yourself and others from a deadly pandemic, at the expense of your career, and then acting like YOU’RE the victim?

Thankfully, I will never be in the fucking position you’re in.

“No officer wants to take a life...

Real time close captioning of live content mostly exists to satisfy a regulatory requirement. It’s not shocking and I can’t help but wonder how many people check all the boxes of

At least Bernie advocates for actual progressive policies that would benefit younger generations instead of kneecapping them.