I even passed on a date with a woman I was painfully hot for because she wanted to see this at a local revival theater.

So to paraphrase “I was four years old and knew about Nazis and the Confederacy and used that knowledge to take a moral stand against Gone with the Wind.” That is the dumbest lie I’ve heard in a long time.

Also from Tom Morello. Pretty sure “davez67" is former House Speak Paul Ryan: 

You know who has hands? The Devil. And he uses them to hold things.

Britt translates to “Karen” in Basic.

This kind of stuff is all over Britt’s writing, she’s just a toxic person. Who decided THIS was the article everyone wanted to read in the midst of about 3 crises at once? Cynical, better-than-you bullshit, I’m just about done with reading anything she writes. Love Terry, think his tweet is a bit misguided, but…

Is this pious beady-eyed cancel-culture bullshit really what’s needed right now?

A white girl is telling you that Terry Crews is bad and wrong.

And why isn’t the segment called “Josh Gab!”

Also

Ha, that product placement is pretty great. Pepsi: full name, prominently displayed. Mountain Dew: Partial display of recognizable name logo. Slice: If you know what Slice is, you might recognize it.

They should have named him Æon Flux Musk.

It’s a letter of an alphabet...

You must not have gotten the AVClub style guide. It’s “...Woody Allen (unfortunately)...”

You’d think that, but...

Just as long as you don’t get the “munchies” for a California Cheeseburger:

Sad news, but that photo is positively scrumtrulescent.

Seriously, before I clicked I said “Barstool?”

Well he’s not exactly lying about Patrick Sharp. I’m getting Justin Trudeau with Superman hair vibes from this picture.

And somehow Barstool Sports still exists while Deadspin is no more. Anyway, between Don Cherry and this douche, it’s been a tough season for asshole hockey commentators.