What the fuck is happening

I wish Cinemax would start a streaming service, if only to have them name it Cinemax Max. Which, of course, would be the name of their terrible animated animal mascot that we’d all get sick of in like two days. We’d all hit our max on Cinemax Max in two days, max.

If my workday involved looking at Eartha Kitt, Julie Newmar, or Lee Meriwether in a skintight suit, I’d need them pills too.

Man, it'd be cool if there was a site here focused on sports (but not exclusively.) I'd probably have read it everyday.

“willing to take a torpedo to the reactor core”

Ok well the lady on the right doesn’t seem to care about his appearance, not to mention there are plenty of people that are more then willing to take a torpedo to the reactor core from a unattractive but rich/powerful person. So it isn’t a crazy thought that there are plenty of people in the universe that would be…

Step 1: Says has too many things more important than putting console on shelf.

I know it took you at least 15 minutes to write this, and I love the irony of you doing so rather than spending that time fixing the situation lol. 

I’m frankly more disturbed by how high up your television is.  

For those of us who don't have the game could you maybe provide screenshots or like a video? 

> The Shawshank Redemption’s Clancy Brown

Excuse me, but that is The Clone War’s/ Spongebob’s/Shawshank Redemption’s and THE voice of Lex Luthor, Clancy Brown.

Fun fact: Clancy Brown was also the voice of a rival Mandalorian rival of Jango Fett in Star Wars: Bounty Hunter. Pretty neat that he pops up whenever Star Wars…

C’mon, Hufflemuff was right there!

...now i see why he likes it....

My opinion of the president is so low that I can barely believe he was able to sit through an entire movie.

“even if the outrage whipped up by the movie has as much to do with its ubiquity as its smart subversion of classic superhero tropes people writing clickbait articles in order to whip up outrage about the movie.”

“Nelson, who is now a graduate student in linguistics studying online harassment”

I tried to ask my most Star Wars obsessed friend about this, but the second he heard “Maclunkey”, he shot me in the chest.

So you're comparing criticism of the president and ped use in baseball to molesting children? Ok, dumbfuck. 

“Some filmmakers strive to . . . elude responsibility for knowingly poisoning people. . . . [B]ut . . . Haynes has said that he . . . infected the good people of Parkersburg.”

asdkfjdk my GOD woman, get your head out of your ass. Sarah, you write shitty teen romance YA, you’re not out here writing the next Booker Prize novel. Of course a college junior, who is presumably in her twenties and you know, at university to challenge herself academically, wants to read something with more…