Ok, guys, enough with this: The Prince and Snow White fell in love in the beginning of the movie. When Snow runs off after the Huntsman lets her go, The Prince doesn’t know about the Queen’s plan and goes looking for her. During his search, the Evil Queen poisons Snow.

Come on Aimée. You’re better than this. 

My first thought was, “Well, come on. What’s more likely? Your network’s screwed up or YouTube is down?”

Eh. I’m not worried. If the world ends, I have a bunch of survival videos bookmarked on Youtube.

They should ask a third party witness, like the operator of his sex crane. Did the woman seem apprehensive or unwilling while Seagal was being lowered onto her?

“Trips, falls down all the stairs in the Burj Khalifa. One uninterrupted shot” Nope.

so first - last week’s episode was better than this week’s. That you ranked last week lower than this week’s tells me you’re struggling here.

I hope Trump gets stomach cancer. 

Fox News must be salivating at this story.

In conclusion, Bob’s Burgers is a land of contrasts.

In summary, Bob’s Burgers is a land of contrasts.

What other show could rhyme zombie with prombie?

Scare Bear was one of the Revenge Society hopefuls in Bright Lights, Dean City. I guess he’s had a few adventures, since he(?) had both hands and just a chef’s knife back then.

I think this video really tones down just how nuts Ted has been his whole adult life.

In America, crazy homeless people yell at you. In former Soviet Union, crazy American celebrities yell at homeless people. What a country!

Bill might hate women, but nearly as much as he hates Hannibal Burress.

You know Megan Ganz wrote this episode, right?

My dad says you’r a lazy writer who relies on the monster of the week plot line too often. He says you only write hard for sweeps.

“I’m sorry, Lauren, but you must have me confused for someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I’m a staff writer.”

Slap yourself.