“5) You live in a bad neighborhood and have to join a gang and steal to survive.”

You can argue who comes off worse in the Dan/Chevy feud that got Harmon fired for season 4. They were both assholes. The difference is, Harmon has grown, and Chase hasn’t. I imagine one of the things that pushed Harmon into therapy was that Chevy Chase was basically like his Ghost of Christmas Future. Spirit, is it…

File footage of the event:

Ramburglar was inspired.

This season is shifting the title of “Venture Brothers” from Hank & Dean to Rusty & Malcolm.

I’m more a fan of pop art.

Who doesn’t try to make 69 gesture in a picture with their in-laws?

Why didn’t you call me Stephen?

I’ve been there. It does. 

Sucks to be Tennessee, I guess. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

This sentence wouldn’t have bothered me except it comes from Katie Rife, and she isn’t exactly known for picking her spots around here.

Nobody decided it was a baby picture of Lisa and that Maggie wears her hand-me-downs?

ideals long espoused by conservatives: free minds, free markets and free people.

Real Sex was one of the strangest programs ever made. HBO plainly viewed it as porn and treated it as such but it was some of the least arousing shit on TV. Episodes generally consisted of swingers with bad 90s haircuts talking about their feelings and shit and very little of it involved visible sex between attractive…

Wait a minute. This guy actually wants there to be two siblings who have Dean and Hank’s problems? What a dick!

Here’s what I love about that sequence:
Monarch, clearly in love with the arching life he chose and wants nothing more than to be in a better position of power. Everything else are just nuances.
Dean, a self-aware science project who has already lived a dozen lives of pain, torture, and death. But still being…

The smash cut to H.E.L.P.eR. manning the front desk was a 30 Rock-level smash cut. Just incredible.

I assume their first date involved them going to get ice cream, with Aubrey Plaza silently staring at him while seductively licking her cold treat the entire time, and Michael Cera getting increasingly sweaty while rambling on about nothing in particular, until he finally gets so flustered that he dropped his entire…

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