I’m her press agent. What part of “incomparable” did you not get?

Incomparable playing. Truly no one has recorded themselves playing video games like this before.

“She’s a tough act to follow.”

As long as we’re surprising the Mass Effect writers on obvious US Navy movies they paid homage to: yes, I also got the Hunt for Red October reference Joker makes Mass Effect 3.

As long as we’re surprising the Mass Effect writers on obvious US Navy movies they paid homage to: yes, I also got the Hunt for Red October reference Joker makes Mass Effect 3.

“Hitler was a really good architect”

“The show currently has plans for a seventh season...” didn’t Adult Swim order 70 episodes as a joke to make the “Rick and Morty 100 years” thing come true?  How many episodes into that are we yet?

Oh no! Now where will I go for when I want to watch a worse version of Jordan Klepper’s shtick?

So is making the top 10 grossing films failing or are willing to accept the age old wisdom to never bet against a Cameron movie’s performance?

Cartoons selling ice cream

“The Easy A actor?” There’s only about a so many titles I can associate Tucci with but as long as we are going with identifying people by their Amanda Bynes association, I propose we refer to him as the dad from Robots from now on.

The Russians are making a point of keeping him because they don’t want to back down from a claim they made earlier that he had classified materiel.  But sure, be that guy here. It’s about basketball. Fine.

“Man-cub”

Nope, I still just hear Linda Belcher.

As you are new to film history, let’s go over some quotes from your Cameron-doubting forebears. “Why make a sequel to Alien? The first one was great!” “A sequel to that robot movie? Who asked for this?” “Who would want to see a movie about a hundred year old boat?”

No “i” in Fraser.

There are many potential takes this article could get. This one likely won’t hold as much water as others seeing as Van Jones doesn’t openly claim people chose to be slaves.

Even that one is among the better future episodes. Nothing is ever going to beat the first Christmas one but as far as “post-classics” go, this was much more clever than FutureDrama or Barthood. We’ve reached the point where they can afford to play with future canon and I don’t mind seeing older versions of characters.

“And it ended up being one of the season’s better episodes so far.”