“What even is our life.”

“When the crowd zigs, Master Shake zags...”

The fact that Greenberg didn’t have his setting to private is just pure Darwin Awards for levels of incompetency as a pimp. I’m paranoid about repaying my friends for lunch on Venmo public and none of them are congressmen breaking the law. Can you imagine living in the headspace where they think they can afford to be…

“#67 on CinemaSins, the girls buy the shower curtain rings as earrings. No one is that dumb #68...”

Wow, Jezebel...not sure what I did to end up in the grays...

But where would the incentive for McConnell be? Chao and her family are definitely wealthier than he is.

Considering Weinstein is still in court which Jezebel is still reporting on, the idea of this being “old news” as the subject header describes doesn’t seem fair. I get that the movie can still feel that way but its a tough one to parse considering the direct aftermath of the journalism portrayed in it is very much…

I wouldn’t bet on that. https://www.predictit.org/markets/detail/7107/Which-party-will-win-the-2022-US-Senate-election-in-Georgia

Neat. I don’t care for Jiang’s writing and was asking rhetorically. How does any one’s stupid take on this nothing of a story change the objectively meaningful criticism AOC and other NY progressives are doing against the NY political machines that partially kept us from holding the house?

Who’s celebrating? One of us seems to think that you can’t tweet and govern at the same time. Hochul backs Jacobs while AOC and WFP candidates are working to make sure progressive candidates get the support they need to win in the future. Are we just having fun looking for a fight or do you really think that this…

If you think AOC knowing how LOL ladders work is why NY state lost so many LI seats and not Jay Jacobs sharing state power with republicans while being afraid of progressives, you have a lot to learn about NY State politics/MOBAs.

“Shot upon.”

I started falling asleep watching it and woke up to the credits. I went back to see if I just slept through anything more but realized that I saw most of it and just missed 10 seconds.

“Oh no that’s a plural of Christophers Reeve. There were multiple Christopher Reeve’s at Julliard you see so...I...uh...Listen, since the union busting and loss of Simpsons coverage, be lucky this site is still limping along.”

You know he co-wrote Casino Royale, right?

“Of course, there’s a long, terrifying history of neighbors calling 9111 on Black girls for reasons like selling water bottles.”

“If the vibes are off, I check the profile only to find that the commenter is American. How predictable.” Phew! Thank goodness they were American. For a minute there, we almost had to wonder if objectivist criticism was valid or not.

Obligatory mention to google the Harmontown clip of Dan dissecting the Santa Clause franchise (Thanks for the embed ban, kinja!)

The real question is how many April Fool’s Days will it take until the Dan Radcliffe recordings from the film shoots are released?