“None of this would have happened had I not been speeding.” If you don’t want more points on your license, this is exactly what not to say in the press. The department can fire the cop but you can def still be brought up to pay fines on whatever they wrote up.

SystemMastery got to this before me but it’s possible this is just a huge shoutout to Lucy Daughter of the Devil.

Context? In The AV Club?

Black Twitter during the OJ trial would have been insane. I’m sure plenty of people that had wrong takes then are glad they aren’t frozen in digital amber for the rest of time but Kravitz truly has nothing to be ashamed of.

Comedy Central’s Corporate

While McConnell did break democracy over justices before, he actually has a very good track record for making bipartisan deals once he agrees to them. The gun legislation this week and the debt plan last year could only have happened because he acted in good faith on those agreements.

Meanwhile on the right, this will be seen as McConnell selling out to Biden when a conservative justice is inevitably rendered incapable to work. If god forbid, a supreme court member found themselves incapacitated in the next year or so and needed to be replaced by a non-obstinate senate, this seems like a deal worth…

Alright, I’ll just ask: are we allowed to like MJ? Because I’m sure there are members of his estate that aided him when they would have known better and I’m sure they are profiting off of the musical.

I’m calling BS. The guy’s rescue song was Dream a Little Dream of Me for crying out loud. His daughter refers to the new house as “like a dream.” You get it? Because he played the dream guy?

I don’t get how anyone but the most desperate and hungry would sign on for this. His last movie was straight up shelved before a single person could see it making it an unprofitable venture. Why would any of the cast/crew think that working with him would result in something that would see the light of day and make…

Hey Zack, about that article, why does it say left in green when the guy in green is on the right?

While we’re here, the name of the album is Mandatory Fun not Mandatory Funny. Strike two.

Is this the same SCUM related to Valerie Solanas?

There is only one House of Hammer

Was this supposed to be tothe tune of “You Belong with Me?”

Underrated gem of Mike Tyson Mysteries.

Sure but when the suspect just did something extremely heinous/violent/ worthy of violent intervention, the arresting process is usually as professional as it could possibly be for the reasons I laid out regardless of the suspect’s race. That black people are victims of systemic unwarranted brutality doesn’t seem…

If you say so.

I never got this criticism. Fast food as a cooperation tactic has been used by police forever to get them comfortable enough to talk during the interview. It’s a high profile arrest where they know they can’t get away with manhandling anyone so they are always on their best behavior during the arresting process.  I…

Walk without rhythm. It won’t attract the worm.