We missed a golden opportunity here to make the banner picture Ilana as the Queen of Bitcoin

A video of Ezra getting high while babbling about the speed force would be gold

You know what that say, don’t bring a knife to stab someone in front of the cop you just called over to report multiple stabbings.

Seemed off to me that a “what bombed” section included the Inventing Chloe bit while having the entire article forget about the ten-to-oneland janitor self-insert fanfiction thing that went nowhere.

“...she was “frustrated” by how long it’s taken producers to cast a Black lead in ‘Phantom’.” Robert Guillame is probably spinning in his grave that such an ignorant statement would be made by a Phantom cast member. What’s this publication’s excuse for not hearing about it? 1990 too long ago for you to remember but…

I try not to do too much gatekeeping on Disney fandom or things with my 5 year old nephew would become strained. Little poser can’t even differentiate Lassester’s assembly line produced efforts from Docter’s more ambitious projects. Ugh.

Were those cows going to stop being milked? Were these cows ever going to experience a wide open pasture IRL? Are the cows happier objectively and demonstrably happier in this environment? Slap VR helmets on them and everybody wins. If you can prove that cows have the cognitive skills to consider philosophical thought …

Sam, was this article’s headline just you trying to sneak in Invader Zim references?

Well this really frosts my cookies, Max.

I’m sure many others will be joinging me in remembering his contributions today.

Turner Classic Movies doesn’t fit today’s concerns?!? How dare...wait. Sorry, didn’t read context clues there.

Looks like a mask

I’m supposed to take this comment seriously after remembering this is the episode where “My eye! The doctor said I’m not supposed to get pudding in it!” came from?

Psst - you know the new rules around here. We lost coverage of The Simpsons and can only afford to cover SNL and it’s various advertisements now if they even catch you mentioning how bad the quality of the staff writing goes they might take away more...

Eilish’s Instagram humor should work pretty well here. That horror movie / nose thing she does could carry 5 minutes alone on this show.

Thank you for reminding me Hip Hop Harry exists.

See that’s the thing, everyone says the left can be just as crazy but no granola-case would ever be serious about lizard people and none would certainly spend a minute in the racist tropes that surround the Atlantis-dinosaur stuff that is baked with the Atlantis stuff they mention here (races split between 5 colors,…

Too dumb for the left, too queer for the right.  What could the fandom possibly look like?