I use “tribunal” and “tribal council” interchangeably so I thought she was on Survivor.

I’ve always used the term “Rumble Pony” to describe an explosive, splattering bowel movement.

“By the way, I would pay good money (at least two dollars) to own the sour cream gun used by Chipotle. I suck at spreading sour cream. I need the gun so that I can extrude it at a consistent rate.”

The words “extrude” and “Chipotle” shouldn’t be placed in close proximity to each other.

Yeah, fuck you. Everyone who knows anything knows the Superbone is the king of pretentious bullshit instruments.

Make this a series with Sean Salisbury as host and I’d watch... hoping he’d get hurt.

Oakland ranked above San Francisco AND San Diego? WTF? Oakland’s only contribution to the US of A has been the 1972-1974 Oakland A’s and Tower of Power.

A Maneater?

Vin Scully, without a doubt

At least he wasn’t on HGH.

I’m a Jamoke and I approve this message.

I put his odds of kickin’ a bitch way higher than 10%