If he had ended up on teh cowboys and Emmitt was on the lions Barry would have had 25k yards rushing and emmitt would have been a night manager at a bowling alley after 3 years in the league.

I like Ramen Station, out in Woodbury. 

Ramen Kazama consistently has great tonkotsu.

You also misspelled tactics when you talk about the FF awaiting the most some hard work to be bring upon us once again. 

Every single acting performance on the show has been outstanding, and you’re complaining that they didn’t use actual Russians for a British/American joint production?

I’d rather the actors speak in their native accents than try to force a Russian accent ala Sean Connery and Harrison Ford as their respective Soviet sub commanders.

Personally, I like that they’re not faking Russian accents, since it usually comes across as cartoonist. I suppose Russian actors would have been a good idea, but, then you have to find enough that can speak English well enough to really pull off all the parts.

The podcast accompanying the episodes goes into great detail about this.  

Anyone who says they don’t hear that alien race’s name in this voice is a damned liar:

Helmet was built to play “Gigantor”, and basically nothing else.

But who is playing Professor X? Please let it be Gilbert Gottfried. It’s what comic book fans have been demanding for decades. The first run of X-Men films would be as big as the MCU if they’d picked him instead of Patrick Stewart. Blech.

monolithic construction is dumb and so are humans 

What if the Night King seizes the Iron Throne and then overthrows the monarchy for a system of democratically elected representation with free and fair elections, open markets, and a strong social safety net? 

They got them at Hardhome Depot, of course.

I have a hunchable that being seen eating a Brunchable will make you more punchable.

Mallo Cups and ZERO bars. 

I worked as a dishwasher in the dorm cafeterias in college and I always kind of loved it. First of all, it gets you past any psychological issues with touching gross stuff you might have had. Second, the work is so repetitive and robotic that I would almost go into a trance as hours flew by. 

Who looks down on dishwashers? They always know where to find the best weed.

I bet people who prefer Red Vines to Twizzlers probably also prefer unsweetened black coffee to enjoyable coffee.

Neither of these are licorice, no matter who makes them. Please delete all references to licorice in the article and considering following up with an article about one of the best candies known to humankind.  Dutch licorice in particular.