AWD or not, pretty sure Doug D. would come close to killing himself in this too.

What do these idiot GMs see in QBs like Goff? This guy is as frail as Craig Sager and is another Cali moron from what we can all deduce from Hard Knocks. Must be from the Kyle Boller QB tree. BUST CITY!

“You also, “in hindsight,” might not have run the ball right directly into the teeth of one of the best defensive lines in the SEC on the previous drive so that your true freshman kicker could try a long go-ahead field goal.”

Quite a “hot-take” from a jew in show business.

Does he have a bandit pouch in his bottom lip? He’s really going for the look, but it’s prob just a Grind coffee pouch. Pussy.

The best hitting in baseball, and a closer that you could make a Cy Young case for in Zach Britton, and it’s the same old starting pitching.

Every Toyota truck and SUV’s MSRP is hard to justify in 2016 given their bullshit gas mileage (specifically Tundra and 4 Runner).

I legit thought Kapernick was of middle eastern decent. Guess I Harrison’d that one too.

I’m pretty sure Sonny Jurgensen did this in an actual game or two. Then he would go get blackout drunk and have the cops drive him home in his own car. Those were the days man.

I kept telling myself that the cat was this key piece of evidence that was going to get Naz acquitted... all I was left with was a Sarah Maclachlan ASPCA commercial and one final cat cameo.

I liked Las Vegas Cholos

Damn he hasn’t gone gray yet! Some good genes!

This dude always looks like he’s sitting on the toilet and hasn’t taken a shit in 6 days.

The wonderteen that barely played in the Copa... Fire zee German!

Always buy black luggage! Just tie something to it that makes it stand out. Black luggage holds it new look longer, anything else will have black scuffs on it and look terrible in about 2-3 flights.

There’s just no money available to pay college players.

That’s a whole lot of money to hand out the Jay Wendler 5/3/1 e-book to a bunch of athletes.

So many bald heads and goatees... soooooo many.

Why not Athens forever?? And for the Winter Games, well would Chamonix, France work every 4 years, probably not, but I’m sure they could come up with a better solution.

LOL Lochte is a ground beef head, you really think that he knows the difference..plus they can be very similar when heard.