I did not see a handshake coming at the end.. but I probably should have.. gentlemen’s game and all.

There’s frogmannnnn waiting in the sky, he’d like to come and meet us, but he thinks he’d blow our minds

Also factor in the cost of a new paint job. Awesome swap though.. hell yea.

“work truck”

If you’re the wealthy southern guy who just wants a luxo-truck because he’s a real “redneck”, then yeah you’re probably right, but not if you’re actually using this for work.

If my wife were in the front seat she’d take up 3 with a coffee, water, and some kind of smoothie type drink. 4 is practical.

I’m thankful I moved from Baltimore to South Carolina where the only Ravens exposure I get is when I watch their games on Sunday ticket. I couldn’t handle years of Donny from Curtis Bay talking about firing Harbaugh or Tyrone from Brooklyn park who thinks Tyrod Taylor should be starting over Joe Flacco. I was at a…

What’s great is that the band is the Colts old band, at least most of it, back in the late 90's early ‘00s. When the Colts were kidnapped by a drunk, the Colts band stayed together until they became the Marching Ravens in ‘96. They got shit on for sure.

Ohhhh those nerds go you good you fucker! I bet Ogre was livid.

Pretty sure the Australians will agree this is quite an accurate representation of the Brazilian culture.

Why are baby gender reveal parties worse than bacterial meningitis?

I spent the entire summer of ‘98 stunning people into the pool, in the basement, at the grocery store with mom.

This is such a Bob Costas type move

Classic Florida.

That’s crazy, any type of hazard pay?? Or was your comp package already accounting for this type of dangerous travel?

I’ve been to Disney twice, first time in 1989 at 6yo, and I remember two things from that trip that clearly cost my parents and aunt/uncle a shitload, space mountain scared the shit out of me and I lost an awesome Donald Duck hat with the duck bill brim. Who says you only remember the good parts? The second trip I was…

Over 10 seasons in DC and I still can’t take the Nationals seriously.. Maybe it’s their butt ugly stadium, stupid name, or something else, I don’t know. They have a hell of a squad though.

If you think Chief Zee is racist, look at this fan with Chief Zee...

Is this what happens when the Yankees are dogshit? We resort to talking about their pitcher throwing a fast pitch that’s not even a strike. How ESPN of you.