Longhorn getting dogged hard. I’m 32, does anyone remember when Outback had their shit together and it was like you were going to a place that was way better than say Chili’s but not at the Morton’s/Ruth’s Chris level? Outback is fucking pathetic now, I mean just dogshit.

You’re over 35 Tom, just embrace the grey hair, we all know.

I give Girl Scouts the Heisman and head straight for the Keebler version of Samoas. Half the price and support the elves man.

He’s eastern European, isn’t 10 cups of coffee just a step up from baby formula?

This is a show for a 19 year old or however young he is. To me, the no strap part of this is the most impressive. That’s absurd grip strength to clean that as controlled as he did.

God save the Queen, that was a lot of english...

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that “hair” is absurd

If men with feminine names and handwriting are cool, consider this guy Miles Davis.

That was good Fifa.

Looks like the pre Leeann Tuohy version of Michael Oher

Another entitled Texan... shit he was probably even handed a commission as an officer in the Texas Air National Guard.

If you’re male and need this article, you should probably just find a nice high overpass to jump off of.

I thought for a while that CTE just meant going hard in the 1960s and 70s

Caps did it, seems to be working out well for them. What’s old is new again, and in the Capitals case, lets be honest the old jersey’s/new jerseys are way better than that disastrous Gold and Pale blue era.

It’s all about the D/E ratio. Everyone’s is different and the worst thing to do is try to keep up with the Jones’. You need to find a partner with the same mentality or it will just destroy your financial situation. If you have friends that went to school and don’t have student loans, tell them to fuck off, and then…

I know at least 7 of them that I went to high school with

this is such a valid point

Don’t runaway to Florida with all the other runaways that have now made Florida the craziest God damn state in the union