Their stock’s down almost 200 pts over the last 90 days. Still an absurd $548/share but down regardless. I only care because I was a broke senior in college when their IPO came out at like $25 and I knew it was going to be huge and I didn’t have two nickles to rub together. Fuck you Chipotle and guys who bought fancy…

Can we all agree that the worst outcome of this game is that we have to hear about the Cowboys playoff hopes... again... Damn you Ed Werder, damn you.

This makes me think of my fiance’s dad. I love this guy but her mom took him to the cleaners so bad like 15 years ago in their divorce. He’s recently remarried now so meals are looking up for him but it’s a lock he was eating all of these things for over a decade.

I’d bet you those 26.2 bumper sticker people have no problem telling you about their salary at dinner parties

Go home Steve, you’re drunk... seriously, you’re an alcoholic and should seek help.

Living in Baltimore city for 5 years taught me expert level mouse catching skills... and yup the good old Victor traps with peanut butter did the trick....then I would use the dead mice and put them outside on the monsterous Victor rat traps... great success

“C’mon babe... just get back in the kitchen”

That’s so hot I could murder someone, but personally I don’t have the legs to do it.

I mean I know this is probably to disturbing for you sensitive Gawker types, and I won’t completely disagree. I could care less about hunting, I think it’s kind of stupid and I prefer fishing. but this is ridiculous. Pop one more in the deer’s head and get the hell out of there; it’s a .22 not a god damn 50 cal.

Wow, very similar to that Ravens/Jags game, although the NFL came out and said that they screwed up and Ravens should have won that game... sucks for Deeeeeetroit rock city though, ouch.

I don’t know, I think “kidfing” is pretty popular in Philly

DC fans are dummies. But lets be honest, the franchise was doomed as soon as their name was changed to the Wizards.

In The Annapolis?!!? It’s Indianapolis!

I’m white, and yea i’m envious of these white people, even though I can still say I did almost all of it by myself, i.e. undergrad and grad school, it still pisses me off to no end when my friends get down payment money, land given to them, weddings fully paid for, no college debt, etc. It sucks being the only one…

Hahahaha, yes! I live outside of Charleston, SC and this is just perfect. There are so many people from Ohio down here that there are or were websites like GoBackToOhio.com where you could purchase shirts and bumper stickers. I think I work with like seven 25-35 year old women from Ohio, it’s like moving to Charleston…

My favorite player of all time!!!! Not only a righteous baller but most magnificent dude all around.

And I’m just sitting over here like, man can I get a Tundra with a consistent 20mpg highway?

Thanks to you Boston mutts, some kid probably lost his job at ESPN. Such a bunch of sensitive little cawk sawkers you are.

There’s always a guaranteed fight between my heaving boozing ridiculously wealthy right wing uncle and my recovering addict bankrupt now left-wing because she’s broke mother.. shame I will not be there this year but my sister can fill me in on Friday.

There are actually families that didn’t offspring ungrateful city dwelling hipster children... i know, i know, sad but true.