This Mike Soltys guy is @espnmikes, really just rubbin it to fat boy and jewish guy.

“Human Jock Jam” Bahahaha. Nice.

In Baltimore we just call that the Ray Lewis special. Now allow me to exit while the knife jokes come flying in.

Scrimpin’ aint easy...

Looper is very underrated.

I’ve had my Clark’s desert boots for 6 years, well before they went on every DSW rack and they are even more comfy now than ever.

Waldorf comin’ in hot.

Dear God. NOOOOOOOOOOO. Just roll up the sleeves, just roll those babies up.

I think the scariest thing on here was Mormonism

I figured they would care more about the dudes just firing up stogies left and right and smoking out the clubhouse.

My old roommate went on a gin kick for like 4 years back in the late ‘00s, man were those some drunk times for that dude.. you would have thought Queen Liz herself stormed in just beating paupers with her scepter.

He elaborated on it, too. Told me it was people like me, with money, thought we were above the law, better than the law. That we were to blame for what was wrong in the world. There was all kinds of ignorant nonsense coming out of this hateful cop’s mouth. And it set me off. I’m sorry, but I got my back up. I knew…

Was there really any question that he was phoning it in from a Charleston Riverdogs game?

I think the most depressing part is Paul Hogan filed a lawsuit against him to take full writing credit for one of the “worst sequels of all time”

Why is there still a hockey team in Columbus? Feed the neglected markets. Same goes for Phoenix.

If a hiking couple falls in the woods does it make an instagram post?

Not that this really changed the game that much. Ravens are struggling big time. I actually feel terrible for Flacco, ironically his best receivers now play for the 49ers.

A lot of my buddies went out there for the game, I should prob follow up with them and see if anyone was murdered.

Anything for the NGCB